NEW HAIR.

I have been seriously rejecting my blog. How sad.

The hardship of vlogging and creating a drinking game has just taken up my time. Lol what a life.

To say not much has changed since my previous blog is kind of an understatement. I mean not much has happened and stuff but I feel like I have grown as a person...mainly cause i've dyed my hair.

Oh yeah I've got black hair now, not that the majority of my readers new of an other colour previous (it was brown) but it was still a significant change for me.

In that clique way when people dye there hair to signify change and a new chapter in their life, I have kinda done the same, but mostly I just did it cause I was bored.

So yeah thats about it.

Oh I bought a bear that smells of strawberries.

A Special Little Preview.

OH HEY THERE BLOG.

Sadly over the last week or so my blog has had some rejection so I can work on my super cool vlog where I talk about stuff and make it interesting...sort of.

So because I felt bad for not updating this (if anyone actually reads it) I thought i would give you readers a little preview of what's coming up on the Vlog.

On the 20th July (This monday coming) I am going to be doing MONDAY 24 HOUR MADNESS (epic name) which will involve me making a new vlog every hour for a whole day. I am planning to get the first of the 24-part vlog up on monday morning at 9am and continue every hour till the following 9am on the tuesday.

I know this sounds like a silly plan since i will most likely die of sleep deprevation. BUT HEY HO all for the fun of youtube. I'm doing this because I just wanted to try something different and new. I have no clue what i will vlog about once an hour, it will most likely be me moaning about how tired I am. HOWEVER IT WILL BE FUN and i have some surprises instore for the day.

So tell you friends!! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW because it's gonna be one heck of a day I tell ya!! :-)

PEACE.

ASA

(AdamSeesAll...see what i did there)

What's Trending Twitter?

Today In my latest Vlog i have decided to go a weekly segment on whats trending on twitter.

Boredom is really getting the best of me right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDT0EI_BVA

Cure the Flu

Wanna cure the flu?

I CAN HELP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Am4BDUmErM

Justin Bieber. You annoying Child.

#thanks justin A Top twitter trend. This gave me to much anger, so as most people do now I went to youtube to vent this anger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpTvEjH_xJo

The Suitcase Challenge.

I remember when I went on holiday and people always make the joke of oooooh put me in your suitcase. Curious to see if this could actually work I decided to try. and fail. Miserably.

TAKE A GANDER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jShWko_kJsg&feature=feedu

:-)

Boredom Leads To Vlogging.

RIGHT. Boredom is seriously starting to get the best of me and the blog just isn't cutting it no more so i've gone and decided to start a vlog as well. Honestly it's just out of boredom and I like to edit videos (even though i'm so very shit at it)

SO here is my first attempt at a Vlog on my favourite subject of the day.

Harry Potter Porn Names.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKHg8_bySs&feature=feedu

ENJOY.

Adam and Harriet's Random Stories - Part 1

Ok you know when you were like 8 and in school they would give you a plain piece of paper and you had to write a sentence of a story fold it over and pass it on till a whole random story was complete? Well me and my friend Harriet doing this ALL the time when we are bored. So i thought I would share them with you. (Warning they are graphically disgusting sometimes)

Once upon a time there was a zebra called Frank. He had a problem with pooing at inappropriate times. One day he went to the supermarket and then decided he needed a pack of royal condoms from Hagrid at Hogwarts so he got on the train and found a rabid dog who was eating his own tail then puked it up all over the carriage. Suddenly the train crashed and Bart Simpson got impaled on a railroad spike through his testicles, the blood splashed all over his knees why had his tampon failed him so epically, he cried into his sanitary towel and ran screaming through the hills where he tripped over a turtle and died.

(See fucked up minds)

So yeah we have done like a billion of these so ill post them randomly over time when im bored.

Harry Potter Movie Porn Names

Right my blog has been on a major downer and nothing funny has happened so far so as the title confirms here are my fav top 10 harry potter porn movie names:

Top Ten Harry Potter Porn Movie Titles

10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Passionate Surrender

9. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone

8. Hairy Pot, Her

7. Nearly Headless Dick

6. Muggles n' Snuggles

5. Harry Potter and the Lost Virginity

4. Hermione Does Des Moines

3. Cornelius Fudge Packer

2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

And the number one Harry Potter porn movie title...

1. Harry Potter II: The Wrath of Cock

Just brilliant.

Holiday.

hol·i·day/ˈhäliˌdā/

Noun: A day of festivity or recreation when no work is done.

Verb: Spend a holiday in a specified place

For the sake of this blog the word will be used as the verb. (Do you like my attempt at sounding smart with a definition?)

I have been on one holiday in my life time and this was not two months ago. Me and two of my closet friends went to Thailand for a month.

Let's just say the experience was indescribable, you know when you have one certain point of a holiday that you will never forget. I have 3. (Cause i'm awesome.)

1. Standing on the viewpoint of PhiPhi looking at the entire island.

2. Staying over night at the location of the film 'The Beach'

3. The Full Moon Party.

Each memory holds a different place in my heart and the holiday as a whole I will never forget and was literally the best month of my life.

I WANNA GO BACK NOW. AHHHHHHHHH.

Sad Goodbye.

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SOME EMOISH SAD MOMENTS THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE (or lolable and retarded)

Oh fuck my fucking life. I thought that was gonna be hard. It was just worse.

I don't want this to sound like a winey emoish post. (Its gonna, accept it.) But yeah just said goodbye to perhaps the most important person to me. Not forever, just from living together for 2 years. I don't want that to seem like i don't care or love my other friends cause i really do but you know when you just have an a massive connection to someone and tell them literally everything. It was just hard OK.

We have had some fucking amazing times together. (Blogging them all would take forever) So i think I'll just list my top 5. To be honest most of them will most likely be inside jokes that you won't understand so just skip ahead. So basically this is just for her amusement. Lols.

1. Walking down the street scared we were gonna get 'knifed' by a hobo.

2. In town drunk at like 2 in the afternoon. See a pigeon...OMG LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN.

3. First year dubstep nights sitting in our rooms orgasming over drops. I just gave birth.

4. Watching 'Teeth'...PURITY.

5. Literally being attached to each other on every night out.

So yeah they kinda cover the basis of our friendship. You most likely think WTF? What sort of friendship do you have? Well let's just say we were close. Close to the point I could just fondle her boobs whenever. Win.

I didn't think I would cry...and i didn't...well not in front of her at least. Gotta act like a man. But she blates knew i was gonna so its gravy, but yeah just had a little cry, suppose it will be worse when it hits me (shit getting teary again).

Ugh. MAN UP.

Ok better. So in the end, that moment I think perhaps comes in the top 5 as one of the hardest thing's I ever have to do (followed closely by me throwing away my tamagotchi. lol jk I still have it.) but in the end it aint goodbye just the end of an era, the end of a time I will never forget.

Right, i'm gonna go make a pizza and cry (again). So in conclusion, love her like a sister.

Incest is best after all.

Old Ties.

Lately i have been thinking about people from my past. You know just friends that come and go and all that bollocks.

Over the last week or two I have kind of rekindled an old friendship with someone I was quiet close with last year. For a dramatic 'he said, she said' end to the friendship I thought we wouldn't be that close anymore.

However after a recent friend's birthday it seems as if we have become friends once again, which I am highly grateful for because I did enjoy their company and they always had the ability to make me laugh.

It got me thinking about current friends and who would I know this time next year and who I wouldn't. I can pretty much narrow this down quickly, and it just makes me love the idea of the unknown and what's to come. I always like to think 'what will be happening this day next year' and example of this would be the 8th July, the last one on this day I had been dumped and this year I will be partying with my best mate at a concert. It's just a differentiation and I love that so much.

I need to stop posting such retarded boring stuff.

To Get A Follower

Ok, from the title of this post you could somewhat guess what this said post will express. However to be honest I have no bloody clue how it is done, and it makes me think, will i ever get a follower? Will anyone mindless stalk my blog waiting for updates like I do to blogs that I read?

To be honest I am not sure If i care if anyone reads my blog. It is really for myself and getting my thoughts down, this being one at the moment.

Sure, yes it would be nice to know there are people out there reading my blog and find it interesting and if that happens. Brilliant, however if it doesn't it wont mean that I will stop blogging. Even though i have only being blogging for what? 24 hours. I find already that it makes it easier to process my thoughts which makes me sleep better at night. Lol.

Though I would like for feedback on my thoughts and shit I'm not bothered either way, and wont mindless obsess like someone people do about followers on here.

Ok I've practically just repeated myself every paragraph. So ONCE AGAIN...if it happens cool. If not cool.

Hell.

At this very moment in time. A tragedy has struck. My best friend has lost all her Uni work so were going to pull an all nighter and get as much as we can done.

It really annoys me when stuff like this happens, especially to good people. I have seen how hard she has worked on this and for it to just be lost in one drop of a hard drive is...well...fucking annoying. It should happen to people who barely try, but no I suppose it never does.

So for now I am going to keep my fingers crossed and help as much as I can. Which will basically just cover me shouting motivational words and providing food and red bull.

WISH US LUCK.

Final Thought Of The Day

Since starting this blog, I feel as if putting my thoughts down is easier then planned. Granted yes I have had this blog all of 6 hours but I can definitely see it becoming a long term thing as a way of expressing myself easier. (Gay)

After a day of mixed emotions, I have come to a realisation that all good things must come to an end. Which is not a problem because it just means making room for new good things...yes I'm giving positivity a massive high-5 right there.

So now I'm going to sit back, relax with my wife (just the term i use frequently for my best friend, yeah we are cool and married) and watch a plethora (word of the day) of movies of all different types.

Currently we are watching 'Chatroom' a british film funded by the national lottery. I have a serious soft spot for british films that are independently funded. Just a massive middle finger at the hollywood film industry. Take that.

So yeah back to the film, I'm not really in the mood too give you an in depth synopsis, but i would highly recommended it if your into a teenage thriller that tries to break boundaries. In it's basic form its just clearly trying to show that you can not always trust someone you meet in a chatroom because they will just end up trying to kill you or convince you to commit suicide. Fun right? But yeah this ranks in my 50 top films. So go watch it.

Also since this is a day of realisation I have also come to the conclusion that I want to be Rupunzel. For the magical hair. Banter.

I Love My Best Friend.

Just a quick post to say I love my best friend in that gay way (because she is about to read this)

AND i love the fact she rings me to tell me there is no towel in the bathroom so she just had a shake, girl has skills with a tanktop as well.

Gonna give her a pace-over tonight.

Excrement.

Saying Goodbye.

After 500+ day adventure. My university life is coming to an end. Even though I am not moving out of my grande abode for at least 2 more months other people have different priorities (mine would be stay here and pretend I am still a student forever) therefore I had to say goodbye to one of my housemates not 10 minutes ago.

Though she is returning next year I sadly am not an even though we will obviously see each other it is still the end of an era of us living together.

It's an odd experience saying goodbye to someone you have lived with for over 2 years. Granted I lived with my parents for 18 years and saying goodbye was perhaps the easiest thing ever (I practically ran out the door), but saying goodbye to a housemate was a different experience because it's a different relationship then with parents. I spent nearly every waking moment with the aforementioned person, shared everything so it's not just saying goodbye to a person you care alot for and love. It's saying goodbye to a part of yourself that you will never get back.

I'm finding it hard to analyse the emotions it makes me feel. Sadness being the obvious main factor, but knowing I have made a connection and a bond with someone that will last the rest of my life is a great feeling so it's a very bittersweet conclusion.

In the end I'm just attempting to remember the thousands upon thousands of good times we have had and I like the feeling that when I'm old and grey I can look back and smile.

If I don't get amnesia.

Shit Son That Man Went Down

Ok I need to rant. (To cure this hangover)

Right we all know what a buff ting-a-ling Rhianna is and how she is just pure amazing. So with this understood let's go on to the topic at hand. Man down.

In my opinion this is Rhianna's greatest song and now her greatest video. All for the pure fact of the amazing portrayal of the what a distraught women can do in extreme circumstances.

It's just annoying how people immediately jump to conclusions without even listening or watching the video/song. It's just brilliant OK. Get over it. There is far worst music video's out there for you to report. Go watch 'Skepta - All over the house' then get back to me on 'shocking' videos.

UGH. Rant over. (Hangover cured)

Oh for all of you that haven't seen it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhy-RXkNo0

watch it. give me your opinions.

This definitely sums up last night.

A night to not remember

I thought the best way to start off would be after a night to remember so i have alot to talk about.

This night happened, last night...but sadly due to alcohol (vast amounts of it) I have no recollection of the night whatsoever. All i have as a memory is 69 pictures and me waking up naked.

Clearly just from that one singular sentence you can tell it was an eventful night and I wish i could tell you more but sadly cannot.

However the aforementioned night was extremely significant for me and the people around me, it marked the end of an era. The end of university.

I thought when this dreaded day would finally come I would spend most of the night holding onto peoples ankles screaming not to leave like a 5 year old as his father leaves his vodka obsessed mother, but no, it was much more of a serial experience, knowing i would not see some of these people ever again and some I would know for the rest of my life.

It was a momentous occasion and i feel it was the best way to start a blog, the first day of the rest of my life (cringe)

So for now leave me to cure this hangover with cigarettes, rhianna and harry potter and I shall return to regal you fine internet folk with more stories of a 22 year old trying to find his place in life (gay).