Adam and Harriet's Random Stories - Part 1

Ok you know when you were like 8 and in school they would give you a plain piece of paper and you had to write a sentence of a story fold it over and pass it on till a whole random story was complete? Well me and my friend Harriet doing this ALL the time when we are bored. So i thought I would share them with you. (Warning they are graphically disgusting sometimes)

Once upon a time there was a zebra called Frank. He had a problem with pooing at inappropriate times. One day he went to the supermarket and then decided he needed a pack of royal condoms from Hagrid at Hogwarts so he got on the train and found a rabid dog who was eating his own tail then puked it up all over the carriage. Suddenly the train crashed and Bart Simpson got impaled on a railroad spike through his testicles, the blood splashed all over his knees why had his tampon failed him so epically, he cried into his sanitary towel and ran screaming through the hills where he tripped over a turtle and died.

(See fucked up minds)

So yeah we have done like a billion of these so ill post them randomly over time when im bored.